Go ahead, make my day.

My friend Mary already did. This adorable Signore arrived for me in the mail today. Unfortunately his eyes had come unglued during all his traveling, but i fixed him up real nice. Inside, Mary continued her proverbial flattery with the simple lyrical quote: "Shorty, I'm only gonna tell you this once, you da illest," which was very reminiscent of my favorite Mary quote, of which I remind myself every day: "Girl, you ain't delusional, you is grandeur." Thanks for the uplifts, Mar.

In other news, I recently moved into the clouds. It's pretty nifty.