Monday, May 2, 2016

Boston: Land of Lobster, Baseball, and a Firm No

 

In early April, Lauren, Maryana, and I headed to Boston, which effectively felt like going back in time because a) it was still winter there, in our opinion, and b) well, you know, history.   Lauren went to BC so she was an ol' pro showing us around, but for Maryana and me it was our first time in Beantown.  

Staying at an Airbnb in the North End really helped us feel like locals.  Boston's Little Italy, the North End is filled with vibrant restaurants, cute boutiques, and perhaps most importantly, Mike's Pastry, where we indulged on multiple occasions in cannoli, and tried zeppole for the first time.  The place is an operation, with a line at all hours, and balls of twine hanging from the ceiling with which they deftly tie up your box of sweets.  Lauren commented that the North End is the safest zone in Boston.  I'll let you guess why the Italian neighborhood has no crime (it may have something to do with not shitting where you sleep). 


That first night we ate just a few blocks from our place, at Giacomo's, a quaint spot with a line out the door.  The place was known for great food, but we quickly learned the service was pretty no-fuss.  When I asked Donna, our waitress, if I could have potatoes instead of spaghetti on the side of my veal marsala, she responded with a flat, "No."  Guess that settled that!  We quickly learned that a) you don't mess with Donna, and b) in Boston, no means no.

Our first full day we thought we'd get our sea legs by starting with the Freedom Trail, a brilliant wayfinding concept created in the '50s that allows you to "follow the yellow brick road" (fine, it's red) from one significant site to the next through Boston's most historical neighborhoods. 


We basically bounced from cemetery to church to government building and back again.  It was a great way to weave our way through the city and get the lay of the land while learning about Boston's roots.

 

The churches we visited were very unusual, because instead of pews, they had a grid of pre-paid boxes like one would find at an opera house.  Prominent families received their own box upon adequate donation to the church.  I'd never seen anything like it! 


We stopped for frequent snacks, of course.  We were pretty excited by the apple cider and doughnuts from Red Apple Farm in the Boston Public Market, and it made Lauren feel right back at home.  Maryana was squealing over fresh oysters at the farmer's market (that girl can seriously eat her weight in oysters)!


Foodies make great travel buds

Some of our other stops on the trail included Paul Revere's house, Faneuil Hall, Old North Church (where Paul Revere warned that the British were coming) and Boston Common.  Near the shopping halls, Maryana and I noticed some very potent smells, and narrowed down that some areas of town are trash-forward, with a distinct scent of wet brick, and a hot dog finish (this joke continued for some time).

Throughout the trail, we experienced what felt like 9 months of weather in one day: warmth, rain, blustering winds, cold, sunshine, and hail.  Later in the afternoon we ended up at Boston Public Garden, which may have been my highlight of the day-you can tell it had really cleared up by then! 


Who's that guy?
George Washington, duh.

I really enjoyed him a lot.

And finally, we strolled through Beacon Hill, which is an adorable neighborhood that I will be moving to as soon as I have three million dollars.

That night, we had dinner at Eastern Standard before heading to a couple bars.  Top of the Hub, a restaurant and bar with 360 degree views at the top of the Prudential building, and Clink, a cellar bar inside a jail-turned-hotel, were both really fun with music and fascinating people watching, but the highlight of our night was the girl on the train platform, below.  We come down the subway stairs to find her playing an amped up violin accompaniment to Justin Bieber.  We stood there dancing with her and some other lucky bystanders, even letting our train go by in favor of listening to her longer.  We dubbed her Angel, for the miracle of music she had brought to our lives, but I later found her on Instagram to be one Vivian (@hobovogue).  So, Angel Vivian it is.




A big joke of the weekend was "Boylston".  Get it?  No, you wouldn't, because no one thinks it's funny except me.  Say "Boylston" out loud.  It's hilarious!  You automatically have a Boston accent when you say it.  I liked it so much (oh, how it made me laugh) that we decided I needed to find a Bostonian Boylston to marry, which led to us calling out "Mr. Boylston!" in crowded areas, hoping an attractive doctor would respond.  Needless to say, we never found my Mr. Boylston (on this trip anyway), but wouldn't that have made a good story for the grandkids? 

The next day, we headed to Copley Square for high tea at the Boston Public Library's Courtyard, because I couldn't resist the punniness of having an actual Boston Tea Party.  The room was just off the courtyard, and was decorated in subtle shades of purple.  Menus were nestled inside old books, and as we relished in champagne, finger sandwiches, and lemon curd, we decided we could really get used to this.


Afterwards, we explored the library, and the obvious favorite spot was Bates Hall (below), which has the names of famous historical writers, artists, scientists, philosophers, and statesmen etched around the walls.  It oozes erudition; in fact, it felt wrong just walking through and not at least sitting down and cracking a book (we considered it). 

Afterwards, we stopped by Trinity Church across the square, and I stepped inside to take in the unique architecture and stained glass.  I learned that Trinity Church is the only church in the United States and the only building in Boston on the list of the "Ten Most Significant Buildings in the United States" by the American Institute of Architects.  It's neat, because the architect's work on this church was the start of what became his own architectural style, Richardsonian Romanesque.  It felt like quite a melting pot of different styles, and the stained glass work inside was stunning. 

Finally, we grabbed some delicious New England clam chowder on the harbor, and walked back home trying not to freeze to death.



That night, Lauren's Maid of Honor, Emily, came to stay with us and we went to one of their favorite old college haunts, Sunset Grill and Tap, where we indulged in nachos, sliders, and potato skins, and really got to feel what college life in Boston would be like (well, Lauren and Emily got to relive it).

The next morning, we went to Beehive for their live jazz brunch.  Lauren had requested a good table, and boy did they deliver (our table was literally on top of the stage rug).  Maryana and I both ordered the tasty North-African Eggs Shakshuka, and we spent a lot of the morning hypothesizing what the musician's day jobs were.


Afterwards, Emily headed back to her family, and the three of us made our way to the train station for our day trip to Rockport.  We passed through Salem without noticing any smoke, and saw some gorgeous waterfront homes along the track.


The town is so cute, it's as if it's right out of a movie.  Oh wait, it is!  The Proposal used Rockport as the filming site for Ryan Reynold's small hometown in Alaska. 



We meandered around the town, popped into some shops, and visited the Fudgery, where they gave us a bag of free taffy.  How is everyone so nice?

 


By and large, the highlight of the trip was Roy Moore Lobster, which is a no-frills shack filled with crustaceans and three generations of men that serve 'em up.  I can't exaggerate their hospitality.  We sat freezing but at peace on the back patio, scarfing down hot clam chowder and cold lobster rolls, and then ordering more.  The three men were watching golf on a small TV in the shop and kept exclaiming excitedly at it.  When Maryana asked John, the younger one, who was winning, he said he didn't even know.  That's how much people in Massachusetts love sports; they'll watch any of them and get worked up no matter what.


On our way out, they let us have some fun with their friends, and even joined us for a group picture (minus grandpa!).


Do I have a huge crush on John the lobster fisherman?
Maybe.

That night, obviously, we went home and watched The Proposal.

Monday, our last day, and the whole reason we booked the trip for this particular weekend, was Opening Day at Fenway Park!  This park was all nostalgia: it felt like the way baseball is supposed to be experienced.  


They pulled out all the stops for Opening Day: DJs, a fly over, a guy on stilts, and their MVP, Papi, shedding a tear as his daughter sang the National Anthem.  Someone even got a home run over the near-impossible Green Monster wall.  I can't imagine what this place was like when they won the World Series.


 
I basically ate that entire bag of popcorn

Our last night we spent back at the North End, at Neptune's Oysters, eating some of the most incredible seafood.   We tried fresh sea urchin, johnny cakes with honey butter and caviar on top, and a hot lobster roll to die for.  It was a great way to wrap up the trip!


I was really taken with Boston.  I'd always had the impression that I'd love and fit in there, and even with that in mind it exceeded my expectations.  I don't know if it was the delicious food, the spattering of brick and nostalgia everywhere, or the charming people (both strangers and the ladies I was traveling with), but I loved it.  It's the only other place in the U.S. I've visited where I could actually see myself living.  Now, excuse me while I go buy a parka!

Saturday, March 5, 2016

St. Thomas: Last Sail Before the Veil


After Miami, we headed to St. Thomas to meet up with Amanda and her ladies for the incredible weekend her maid of honor, Becca, had put together for us all.  There were so many quintessential bachelorette party moments, and some of them I'll tell you about here. 

Our villa for the weekend (casual) was incredible.  Up in the hills, it had at least 180 degree views  over the ocean, facing west.  The photo above is sunset from our deck!  Most of the rooms had balconies facing the water, and each had its own bathroom.  Most notably, there was an infinity pool!


Becca secured us transportation for the whole weekend with our main man Dawoop.  Dawoop drives a pickup truck that has both a backseat in the cab and three rows of covered benches in the bed.  We had never seen anything like this vehicle before, but they run rampant in the Virgin Islands!  Dawoop dropped lots of knowledge on us about the island's history, vegetation, and more, and in return we sang his name like a line from "Drop It Like It's Hot": DawooOOOooop!


Dawoop, his crazy tourist taxi truck, and the ladies


You can fit 12 people not just into Dawoop's truck,
but also into this selfie!

That first night, we went to get burgers and to check out the local scene. 


Amanda's second proposal

UCSD Freshman Suite 108!

After dinner, we headed to a bar by the water where there were some truth or dare shenanigans, and then the DJ came on and it started to get hyphy.  Before we knew it, there was a group of quite older people (I'm talking 65, not 40) that were integrating themselves into our dance group.  Getting down to trap music with the cruise ship circuit was definitely an unexpected turn of events!

The next day, Boat Day, was the peak of the weekend.  We had a boat, we had a captain, and we had one bottle of champagne per girl.  I made a playlist for the occasion, and we cruised around the British V.I. blasting Beyonce and twerking, making a ruckus everywhere we went.  You really couldn't miss us.  It was a blast.

Mimosa toasts in sippy goblets

Oh, Captain!  My Captain!

Monkeying around

A big highlight of the day was Sandy Spit, which is famous for being where the Corona commercials were filmed.  It's the tiniest island I've ever seen, and when you're swimming up to it you literally feel like Castaway, or an explorer coming upon the New World.  There's only one palm tree.  You can run around it in about a minute. 

Which we did.

"Corona Island"

Boat cam

We docked for lunch and spent a while filling our bellies and chilling in the sand.

Paradise lunch selfie


Rolling around like children in the sand

 Lovin' up on the bride

Next stop was Willie T's, which is a bar/restaurant on a two-story ship docked in a small, uninhabited bay.  Other boats basically pull up and attach themselves to it.  We came in hot, as usual, blasting music, dancing, and basically taking over the whole place.  And get this: there was a drone flying around filming our arrival.  This is the point where the bachelorette party started to feel like Girls Gone Wild. 

The big thing to do at Willy T's is jump off the top story into the water (preferably, we were told, in various levels of undress).  I'll leave it up to your imagination who in the group did what throughout the multiple jumps.



There are seriously about 1,000 more photos taken at this point in the afternoon, but I'm not at liberty to post them here under the strict non-disclosure agreement we all signed in blood.  I'm not even going to write about it.  These moments will stay burned into my memory!

However, the following three photos will give you a good look into the devolvement of the afternoon:




On the ride back, music still blasting, we had to more or less sit on some of the girls to keep them in the boat.  But to compensate for the challenge of securing wild ladies down for half of us, and the impending loss of dignity for the other half, at least this was our view on the way back to the harbor:


Back at the dock, there were various challenges ranging from tracking down passports to creative bathroom solutions, staying upright to actual flesh wounds.  It was a pretty surreal, hilarious push to get us all back home.  Don't worry, we made it!

In fact, here we all are the next morning, relatively bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, having taken the ferry to St. John and filled our bellies with brunch!


Next up for our day in St. John, we hiked 20 minutes to Solomon Bay.


This spot was gorgeous and we just hung out in the water chatting most of the time we were there.  Here's Kristen, contemplating life, beauty, and probably how much she's enjoying her Chex Mix. 


One last group photo, for good measure:

  

The whole weekend was like an out of body experience.  It was a pleasure to celebrate Amanda, get to spend time with the wonderful ladies she's surrounded herself with, and to do all this in such a naturally stunning and relaxed place.

HUGE thanks to Becca, who has the pleasure of calling St. Thomas home, and who tirelessly planned this incredible getaway for us all.

And to Amanda, we wish you the best and can't wait to continue the wedding celebrations with you (and the boys this time) in Costa Rica!

Bienvenido a Miami


Over MLK weekend, Brittany, Kristen, and I stopped over in Miami on our way to St. Thomas for Amanda's Last Sail Before the Veil bachelorette party.  You can rest assured that all lyrics within Will Smith's ode to the city were quoted at some point during our 14-hour stay.


We dropped our bags at the Freehand, located on the isle that is Miami Beach, got a few solicited and a few unsolicited recommendations from people at the hostel, and headed straight to the boardwalk, a place, as you can see below, we were very excited to visit.


Now, when one usually thinks of Miami, a few particular things come to mind:
  1. Cubanos (the people yes, but I mean the sandwich)
  2. Will Smith (we've covered this already)
  3. The Birdcage (ok maybe not everyone)
  4. Beautiful weather
Now, this last one really did not come through for us.  There we were, walking around in our Miami threads, the wind whipping piercing rain drops at our exposed skin.  So, we bucked up, decided to cab everywhere, and made the most of it by just hopping from bar to restaurant to bar.  We had a handful of uber drivers while we were there and learned a lot about the city and its inhabitants from their experiences.



To be fair, that means what few pictures I have from those locales are dark and less than optimal, so I'll just summarize for you here what we did:
  1. Tapas at Bolivar- They were filming something while we were here which sounds cool, but was actually pretty awkward!
  2. Drinks at Ball and Chain- The hostel recommended this place and we loved it.  Great drinks, cool vibe.  Unfortunately, though, because of the rain, the salsa dancing lessons in the back were cancelled.
  3. Cuban food at Versailles- This place was a crack-up.   I saw recommendations up the wazoo, and a lot of actual Cubans eat here, but it still feels like a cheesy tourist cafeteria.  Great people watching, though!
  4. More drinks, at Bodega- Highlight!  This place fronts as a taqueria, but once you go through the freezer door in the back, the space opens up into a large speak-easy type tequila hipster bar.  It was seriously awesome.
  5. Exploring the bar at Freehand, Broken Shaker- turns out this is one of the best bars in Miami, complete with specialty cocktails, a pool, and Jesus candles.  Who would've thought?!
 The Broken Shaker

While driving through Little Havana, we turned onto the street Calle Ocho.  Now, I'm as big a Pitbull fan as the next person, and I was very excited to finally understand what the hell Mr. 305 has been talking about when he yells "Calle Ocho!!!" at least a dozen times in each song.

We went to bed at a pretty reasonable hour as we had early flights and a whole bachelorette weekend ahead of us.  In my uber to the airport at 5 the next morning, I shared with a French girl who had gone straight from the club to pick up her bag, shower, and head to the airport.  #goalsfornexttime (Not really, just the idea makes me groan.)

Next stop: St. Thomas!